Cookeville

A city in central Tennessee (30,000+/- pop.), home to Tennessee Tech University (OVC) and their mediocre sports teams, Cookeville Regional Medical Center (where anyone injured worse than a simple sprain or cut has to be airlifted to Vanderbilt), Oreck Vacuums (they suck, but it's a GOOD suck) and a handful of other companies few people have ever heard of. The city government is run by the Good Ol' Boy Network and you'll never get a job with the city unless you're related to someone. County seat of Putnam County, ALSO run by the Good Ol' Boy Network. Cookeville has a Baptist Church-to-Resident ratio approaching 1:1 and anyone you meet on the street who isn't a Tech student from out of town is likely to ask you if you know Jesus. People in Cookeville who like to think they are hip, quaint or funny refer to the city as "Cookietown," "CookeVegas" or "The 'Ville." The outskirts of Cookeville are packed full of double-wides.

1: "I was driving on I-40 last week getting real hungry so I finally gave in and stopped in Cookeville for some Chick-Fil-A."
2: "Oh, bro, I feel sorry for ya."
1: "Yeah, the girl at the counter was cute but as soon as I started chatting her up she got all Jesus & God bullshit on me."
2: "Yeah, that'll happen."

by Art_Garfarkle December 4, 2012

Chokerace

Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.

Oh look, there goes Ryan challenging Jon to a chokerace. Ryan never wins.

by 24tShoe August 4, 2011

conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

Coker

A unicycle with a very large wheel diameter, used in long distance riding. The bigger wheel gives the unicycle the ablility to move over great distances in relativily short periods of time, while still amazing everone who sees it.

I traveled across China in 61 days on my Coker.

by Vortex April 27, 2003

cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

cooked unit

To be an absolute unit and have drunk to much or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Ive drunk too much and all deez bitches are up in me grills - Imma cooked unit"

by Hoe Base Team Member August 17, 2014

cooked out

To be very left of centre, very strange. To be affected/to act in a weird way as a result of something.

That guy is completely cooked out

by SS-man December 26, 2007