house chimp

a shitnigger that you keep around to fuck and shit on -- why God made house chimps

Hey boy, come over to take a shit on my house chimp. You can fuck it before or after you shit on it.

by monkey_hating lover October 19, 2008

Chimp

A creature of the phylum/ species haskellus-erectus, known as chimp for his chimp like stature and features

"Chimp, see that picture of the chimp on the wall of the psychology room? Thats you that is."

by The Keith March 29, 2003

Chimpeh

An exclaimation of coolness. But also can be used in the opposite and can denote something fkd up happening. Liek woot but liek waaay better. Used by online gamers liek my brother and his clan mates.

Player1: Man look at the that gay-ass bot, wtf does it thinks its doing?
Player2: Yer man, that was chimpeh

Or

Player1: That head shot was chimpeh
Player2: Yeh man it was woot

by LisaTehN00b July 24, 2008

chimp

When someone thinks there top shit and can do whatever they want.

You are a chimp.
What a chimp.

by da boss pacman1 December 23, 2013

chimpy

Slang word for Cigarette

Shit, im out of smokes, give us a chimpy!

by chapta1 March 26, 2017

Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011