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Chimputter

A chimputter is an office worker who spends their day working on a PC. Typically in a junior position in a role offering limited initiative. Taken for granted and usually viewed as being at the bottom of the pile. These poor unfortunates will likely be out of a job as soon as the technology allows.
No I'm not in IT as such, I'm just a chimputter.
Chimputter by Vicarious Phil July 9, 2009
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Chumpetter 

Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called on or the other, so your a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender preson, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.
Mitch bitch, your a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.

That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.

Chinputermon 

It is any annoying small electronic device, such as phones, ipods, sometimes laptops etc... Used in times of frustration with these devices
System Error, shutting down.

This F**KING Chinputermon is wrecking my head!!!!
Chinputermon by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

computter 

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

computtered
computtering
She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
computter by cebaby June 20, 2009

computter 

This stupid computter takes an hour to load.
computter by 5'11"racer October 16, 2006
A hybrid of chimp and computer, a chimputer is a machine that behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well, until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention of an administrator or a security investigator. Possibly a result of mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant "chumputer" is also occasionally encountered.
Man, I had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge, it's just a chimputer.

CodeSculptor, you've got a chimputer after that breach -- you need a good Security Monkey.

Sit back, I'll drive, I know how to swing a chimputer.
chimputer by Ernie Cordell April 20, 2007

Chumpetter 

(A.a) Too much of a chump or chumpette to even be called one or the other, thus making you a chumpetter. One who is a complete retard, also being called a non-gender person, your so uber ugly, that no one knows if your a guy or a girl.
(A.b)Also could be used as a insult towards another person, animal, or if your really lame a inanimate object
(A.a)That kayla chick is so ugly, she is now declared a chumpetter.

(A.b)Mitch bitch, your such a fucking chumpetter. Quit Jerking Off Stale Fish and watching Gay Porn.
Chumpetter by Icelandic Commie January 7, 2008
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