Quartz-Bauble

A suspended clew of shit trapped in the pubic anal hair.

Quincy, please release your fore-finger and thumb from my Quartz-Bauble's - My asshole is stinging like a japanese wasp

by Davey November 6, 2003

baudband

When a person even with a broadband internet connection is fed up with slow data transfers, most likely due to a crappy ISP or his little brother downloading porn.

I'm fed up with lagging out of servers due to ping. I want broadband, not baudband!

by Nick Weiner February 28, 2009

bausted

extremely exhausted; tired beyond reason or logic

I was up all weekend working on a grant application. I'm Bausted.

by md smith March 1, 2009

Baugernaught

Something distasteful or useless.

This book is full of nothing but baugernaught.

by GLaDOS's Mailer Daemon March 2, 2011

Bauerle

To speak directly from one's ass instead of taking the time to pass thought through the mind to the vocal chords and create proper speech.

William really pulled a bauerle after he chased a philly cheese steak with a slug of whiskey.

by Ralph Bucki Chinups October 10, 2011

Baugasm

A Baugasm/boregasm is a peak state of boredom that is experienced whilst simultaneously experiencing orgasmic climaxes. A baugasmic state can also be achieved by ones sexual partner not been up too scratch during intercourse; therefore these symptoms may occur; yawning, twitching of the eye, falling asleep and in extreme cases can even be fatal due to stopping of the heart.

A rare symptom of a Baugasm is a 'classic al' (please see 'classic al')

Example 1

Keith: Hey where's Laura?

Sharon: I think she's still in her room..?

Keith: Must still be experiencing that Baugasm I gave her last night.

Sharon: ma nigger

Example 2

Laura: Is it in yet?

Mickey: yeah been in for 5 minutes love

*1 minute passes*
Laura: zzzzzzzzzz

by Oneonethree October 28, 2013

baumberger

A dumbass who likes trees and banana nut muffins.

That chick is such a Baumberger.

Hippies are obviously Baumbergers.

by LorenIsCool November 13, 2013