Bauerle

To speak directly from one's ass instead of taking the time to pass thought through the mind to the vocal chords and create proper speech.

William really pulled a bauerle after he chased a philly cheese steak with a slug of whiskey.

by Ralph Bucki Chinups October 10, 2011

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007

bauermeister

The best motherfucking last name ever.

They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!

Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.

Wow, those Bauermeister are so cool!

I really wish I could be part of the Bauermeister family.

by add essential November 23, 2020

Bauered

Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.

The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered

by Sara8 January 28, 2009

bauered

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge

upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.

by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004

bauered

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".

When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.

by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004

Jack Bauered

The act of hanging up after a phone conversation without saying goodbye.

Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.

by The final 4th May 2, 2011