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st00pid

The way "stupid" is spelled by a 12-year-old who plays at least 50 different internet games a week. Believes "l33t" is some divine language and that it should be used by everyone, too bad it's just an excuse for not being able to spell.
u r s0 st00pid ROFL!!! lik omg g3t a l1f3 rOFL!!! I'm c00l!! I 0wn j00! ROFL
by Davey June 5, 2004
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shotacon

A pairing, seen mostly as yaoi in fanfiction/art, in which there is a young underaged male engaged in a sexual act. Stands for "Shotaru Complex" in Japanese. See shotaru.
Person A: Did you read that shotacon fanfic with Seifer and Zell? How old WERE they?
Person B: Seifer was... 18 and Zell was like... 12 I think.
by Davey December 7, 2003
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Professional Wrestling

A sport meant more for entertainment then giving it your all. In most forms of professional wrestling, the outcomes of matches are planned ahead and dialogues are scripted. In some forms, however, it's actually based on competition and matches aren't planned--but you wont see that on television too much.
A lot of people like to watch Professional Wrestling
by Davey June 6, 2004
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cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)
I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you
by davey March 17, 2004
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shotaru

If Seifer and Zell are having sex and Zell is 12 while Seifer is 18, Zell is the shotaru.
by Davey December 7, 2003
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drift

In racing, it is the clipping of the apex of a turn to attain higher corner exit speeds. This achieved by breaking the tire traction limit and putting the car into a controlled skid. As the vehicle slides, the weight shifts from each tire to another, and causes the car to circle around and clip the apex.

Popularized by the anime "Initial D."
They call keiichi tsuchiya the Drift King because he drifted in touge battles.
by davey November 29, 2003
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mars volta

the product of genre transcendence; fuckoff amazing.
-Hey Brian, did you hear about these guys the Mars Volta who transcended genre?

-Yeah Steve, i heard they're fuckoff amazing.
by davey January 25, 2004
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