verb
1. To deliberately simulate sleep in order to avoid confrontation
2. To enter “strategic unconsciousness.”
1. To deliberately simulate sleep in order to avoid confrontation
2. To enter “strategic unconsciousness.”
“Turn off the TV, my mom’s coming upstairs, everybody folst.”
“My roommate asked who finished the milk and I folsted on the couch mid sentence.”
“Grandma said it was time for family photos and my little cousin folsted standing up.”
“My roommate asked who finished the milk and I folsted on the couch mid sentence.”
“Grandma said it was time for family photos and my little cousin folsted standing up.”
by Gramatical Man February 24, 2026
Get the Folst mug.An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.
The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "
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(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/
To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.
To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.
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