Folst

verb

1. To deliberately simulate sleep in order to avoid confrontation

2. To enter “strategic unconsciousness.”

“Turn off the TV, my mom’s coming upstairs, everybody folst.”

“My roommate asked who finished the milk and I folsted on the couch mid sentence.”

“Grandma said it was time for family photos and my little cousin folsted standing up.”

Folst by Gramatical Man February 24, 2026

Fostrils

When his/her nostrils are so big you could fuck them

Really want to cum up those fostrils

Fostrils by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

No School Foster Glocester! by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

Foster Shuffle by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012

Fostertopia 

Communist empire founded by a band of enraged students and their world history teacher, Ms. Foster. Once established, the country began to conquer many a history class until the nation of Justintopia wanted a piece of the pie and stepped in. Led by King Justin III (twice removed), the country led a valiant fight until the mighty gradebook of Ms. Foster came down upon them, causing them to retreat. Shortly afterward, Fostertopia's "key republic" 5th Period World History (Pre-AP), signed a declaration of independence in rebellion of their dictator. The document was acknowledge, but freedom was never received. Today, Fostertopia lives in civil war as many loyalists and rebels continue to quarrel in the halls of Health Careers High School.

Long live Fostertopia!

Fostertopia by a loyalist of the empire June 2, 2008

LT Gregory Foster 

A legendary cop who will one tap criminals and other crazy stuff to protect and serve.

Doughnut operator: and another save by our boy LT Gregory Foster

LT Gregory Foster by MoroseSourpatch July 19, 2019

fosterize 

the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction

Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?

fosterize by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013