faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

faux camel toe by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014

faux mouplée 

French for fake muppet fur or pelt.

"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"

"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."

faux mouplée by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014

Faux Plow 

Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".

Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.

Faux Plow by CrimsonArcher95 January 24, 2015

Faux dollars 

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

Faux dollars by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

Faux-mosexual 

An act of homosexual sex that is negated by some timely excuse

"well, it wasnt really gay, they were wearing a skirt, so it was faux-mosexual"

Faux-mosexual by rocketman210 June 10, 2015

Faux-file 

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

Faux-file by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

faux-urbanizer 

Someone who submits fake phrases or words to urban dictionary in order to win arguments.

Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!

faux-urbanizer by Mama Wheelie January 14, 2016