This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.
by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 9, 2008
Get the Grav-i-titty Faux Pasmug. also: "FDF"-faux pas
Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.
Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.
Different than a simple "First Date Fuck", or "FDF", a First-Date-Fuck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than FWB or multiple NSA sex encounters.
Fucking on the first date is generally regarded as "FDF" by males and "FDF-faux pas" by females.
Due to my tendency to have first-date-fuck faux pas, I am destined to be single forever. But the sex is great.
by elle renae June 16, 2010
Get the first-date-fuck faux pasmug. A Ford Mustang that does NOT have a V8 engine. having only a 6cyl, or worse an old school one with only a 4cyl.
Dude1: check out Tony's new 'stang!
Dude2: Dude, that's not a real stang! it's only a faux stang! Tony didn't break the bank and get at GT!!
Dude2: Dude, that's not a real stang! it's only a faux stang! Tony didn't break the bank and get at GT!!
by metro350 January 20, 2010
Get the faux stangmug. Adjective: Perfect only in a mirror. Nearly-successful pretense of perfection in desired characteristic(s).
Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted
Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted
Yes, his hair is flawless, he always dresses to the nines, knows all the best restaurants and they give him the best table. Then he goes home and yells at the kids. Now, I call that "faux-perfect"
by cpubizman March 6, 2024
Get the Faux-perfectmug. FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".
by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011
Get the Faux-Comug. A new class of DJ that is beyond the "press play dj" you all are used to. Faux DJ'ing consists of any of the following DJ No No's while on stage, but not limited to:
Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Jim: Dude, you wanna hit up that Festy with us this weekend?
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
by DJ Max Portland August 9, 2017
Get the Faux DJmug. When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
Get the Faux Fartmug.