Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.
F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery
by PorcupineCanadian January 8, 2019
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Someone who submits fake phrases or words to urban dictionary in order to win arguments.
Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!
by Mama Wheelie November 11, 2015
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