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Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."
by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016
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Cape Horn

Wow, that Cape Horn is pretty creepy
by Sluggo January 13, 2003
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Caper Magic to Yourself Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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Carpet grippers

TikTok Comment section slang for “feet” commonly used someone on TikTok has they nasty ashy outgrown feet on them damn iPad playing piano tiles. Please play piano tiles normally, no one tryna see them carpet grippers… unless?
“ lawd haf merthy… put dem CARPET GRIPPERS away young man… unless they in someone’s mouth”
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red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.
I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!
by Natalie February 2, 2005
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Carpedonktum

Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?
by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019
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carpet

a soft material used to cover floors
I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
by nathaniel spritzner September 1, 2005
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