Blitch

Irritation after swimming in dirty water

So bad, I gotta blitch

by Anonymous September 28, 2006

blip

a moment in your life, something said, something done, or something you feel responsible for that you'd do anything to take back.

Friend 1: You seem down?
Friend 2: Remember that time in the school cafeteria when the two mice jumped out of my lunch bag, and I screamed and I started a stampede of mass hysteria, and they evacuated the school, and the fire department came, and the foreign kid who speaks no english started crying, and fainted, and got a concussion and had to be hospitalized?
Friend 1: Blip?
Friend 2: Let's never speak of it again.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010

Blip

synonym for a joint/spliff. used because of its similar sounding to spliff. AKA Blipeen in Ireland.

here paddy, get them skins and put a blip together

by Dr.Fandango September 20, 2007

Blitch

A blonde bitch. Usually the type that likes to drink a lot, say "whoohoo" and lets out a squee randomly while drunk. She usually says a lot of messed up stuff about other women around her and guys she has previously dated. She is fond of visible thongs, micro shorts and butterfly trinkets.

The blitch is still in my bed sleeping it off.

I picked up this blitch at the bar last night and now she thinks I am in love with her.
Dumb blitch threw up all over the inside of my car!

by Pygmalion2008 March 2, 2016

Bliptard

Saying retard in a nice way instead of pepega.

Me: Look at that guy he plays fortnite
Friend: Yeah what a bliptard

by bananaman24390832429436 October 30, 2020

Blipty fribber noopt

An Hispanic-American slur used to describe someone who's appearance matches that of a stretched jpeg of an obscure animal which has been edited to have the contrast and saturation as high as possible.

Ex.
Person 1:"Wowww, way to be a major blipty fribber noopt."
Person 2:"What the hell, dude. That's literally a slur. You can't be saying stuff like that."

by JessicaDaCoolest001 September 20, 2023

blinted

as opposed to blunted(getting ripped from a blunt), blinted is to get ripped from a hooka or water pipe.

lyrics from redman:

"i keep my hookie tinted to ride around blinted"

by spliff master June 9, 2003