Post Malone

To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.

Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.

by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016

Malone

A dying town in upstate New York. Called the Suboxone capital of New York by law enforcement, its main attractions are a decrepit hotel and the Walmart

If she comes from Malone, leave her alone.

by Labial Licker August 20, 2020

The Mackey Manoeuver

The act of intoxicating a female in order to perform a sexual act without her consent

Did you see Tom he just performed a the Mackey Manoeuver with lily

by Yup yup get it up April 24, 2020

karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004

maloney

the type of guy that shakes your hand really hard to let you know hes been working out.

did you hear about maloney 69ing that dude behind the dumpster behind the tech?

by Dr. Phil Can Fly April 30, 2013

malone

derived from cock malone this word is used as in insult which has no meaning. the usage of this word is to insult people without them knowing what is going on. perfect for use on your boss, little sister, teacher, professor, parents and extended family, etc.

boss: charles im gonna need you to come in on sunday
charles: No you lousy malone
boss: did you just call me a malone
charlie: yes
boss: hey, i like you kid, you dont need to come in on sunday
chuck: thanks sir.....ya cock malone !!!!!!

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

mamone

to suck on something for a long time. also referred to as a blowjob that lasts long.

damn bro that chick mamoned me last night!

by xohdayumx April 22, 2011