2 definitions by Queef_Quackenbush
To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.
Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?
Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?
Goofus: No...no I don't.
Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?
Goofus: No...no I don't.
by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016
A diarrhea-like condition one would suffer from after drinking Kerns Guava fruit juice that results in defecating jets of hot pink viscous stool. Also commonly used interchangeably with Hansens soft drink products.
Goofus: Hey DAWG! You mind throwing a couple of beach towels in the bathroom!? I got a bad case of Quavo after thinking it was a good idea to eat at Arbys and then wash it down with a 2 liter of Kerns Guava fruit juice. I shat non-stop for a good 3 minutes straight and filled enough diarrhea in the toilet to rise above my balls and spill over the rim of the bowl. Its all hot pink, it looks like I digested a few hi-lighters, a couple glow sticks and a lisa frank folder . Theres just too much for toilet paper to handle!
And can you do me a favor and throw an automotive Chamois cloth in the freezer for a few minutes and throw it in here too? I haven't wiped my ass yet and my asshole is sorer than a republican senator after failing to pass a healthcare bill.
Gallant: ...The Fuck?
And can you do me a favor and throw an automotive Chamois cloth in the freezer for a few minutes and throw it in here too? I haven't wiped my ass yet and my asshole is sorer than a republican senator after failing to pass a healthcare bill.
Gallant: ...The Fuck?
by Queef_Quackenbush July 25, 2017