Gooner

Someone weird looking or acting weird.

Hey gooner, stop doing that and get over here!

by ITS DIGIORNO June 4, 2016

Gooner

An individual who follows the dominant figure in a group mirroring their behaviors and always agreeing; A lackey, a yes man

"Did you hear Jimmy back up Steven in that argument."
"Yeah he even said sure thing boss, hes a total gooner"

by Dr. Blanket June 4, 2023

Gooner Man

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.

The most famous gooner of all time

by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

goobersexy

The opposite of übersexy. Not sexy at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be ubersexy, but now he is goobersexy.

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011