goobersexy

The opposite of übersexy. Not sexy at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be ubersexy, but now he is goobersexy.

goobersexy by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

Goobersexual 

One who is generally gooby about sex and all related activies.

Can also be an individual who enjoys incorporating chocolate covered peanuts into their sexual escapades.

Lisa: "Sherwin hocked a loogie before he kissed me, then laughed and highfived himself."

Vicky: "Sounds like a goobersexual to me."

Goobersexual by Algnar July 24, 2010

Goonersexual 

A person that’s only sexually attracted to their goons.

Brian wants me but we’re friends. i think he is goonersexual

Goonersexual by Isago October 5, 2021

goobersecond 

a speed so fast no one can tell how fast it is and if you do go this speed your skin will evaporate off of your body and you will be going around 1000 times the speed of light times the exponent of 10 to the power of the sun. failure to go exactly 1237 steps per second will result in terminal cancer

nigga 1 bro i just ran a mile
nigga 2 bro forget that i just ran 180000000000000 miles in one goobersecond

goobersecond by Nigerianprince1212 February 19, 2023