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Trumpitude 

The mood of a person who assumes his words or actions bear no consequences.
Jimmy decided to change his trumpitude, after receiving a sound beating from the random woman whose ass he squeezed. Megan's trumpitude at the cashier quickly went viral, costing her friends, and her job.
Trumpitude by K.R. Omen December 1, 2016

TrumpCare 

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.
ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.

Trumpaganda 

Propaganda, lies, distractions, and alternate facts uttered by Donald Trump and people in his administration.
Kellyanne Conway went on Meet the Press this morning and said that Sean Spicer had alternate facts from the media about how many people attended the inauguration. But a quick review of the reality-based facts revealed it was just another pile of trumpaganda.
Trumpaganda by Reynold926 January 22, 2017

Trumpitis 

An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.

Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.

While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.

And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.
Trumpitis by Snickles89 January 22, 2017

Trumpfact 

Something that is demonstrably false in the public record, but is thought to gain validity through constant repetition
Despite the video of his speech showing he said that he had voted for the bill, his followers continued to accept the Trumpfact that he voted against it.
Trumpfact by hopelssdiogenes October 11, 2016

Trumphole 

A name given to a country's leader when they surname is Trump and they demonstrate all the negative traits hated by the public and other world leaderr. It is a democtratic way of calling a xenophobe leader an asshole without actually doing so.
Wow!! It is hard to believe (that the) Trumphole is actually spending billions of dollars to build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico.
Trumphole by KyosaKanuck March 29, 2017