Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
by Money $hot November 13, 2010
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self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor
Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.
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Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.
"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".
by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017
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self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.
Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.
by Zachary DeMarachelle December 01, 2007
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Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 21, 2011
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self dunner

Any tattoo, body piercing, body art, or sharpie writing on a persons body that is so unruly and pathetic looking that it had to have been done in a drunken rage by themself
Me - yo look at that wackass tat!!

Dale - yeah man those are some fuckin self dunners or some shit

Me - Self Dunners!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by francois April 28, 2005
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self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers
Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow
by animom June 27, 2010
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