McRooney

An untamable eyebrow hair.

That guy needs to pluck his McRooney.

by Hbpam January 2, 2014

morbon

A morbidly obese person of low intelligence.

The state of being ignorant and morbidly obese at the same time.

Northeastern Pennslyvania has a very high percentage of morbons.

The Custody Master was a feminist morbon.

by Andor Traxel July 13, 2016

Mormon Mad

When a mormon is mad they start slamming or hitting things instead of taking it out on others.

When Joseph gets mormon mad , he usually assaults the wall with pillows

by GodOfOranges May 20, 2017

moronian

The language of the morons

I would like to translate this to your language for better understanding but I don't speak moronian.

by Osmone Everony August 7, 2017

morongitis

A creative brain fart, a purposeful act of treachery because of oppositional defiance disorder

Dammit, David just came down with a case of morongitis and the client is on his way over

by STEVIE MAYOTARD June 13, 2018

Morkon

When someone is more stupid than stupid.

When someone has absolutely no brain cells left they can be considered morkon.

"Oh god I really hope we don't have to work with mark again today, he is so morkon"

"He left the doors unlocked again, ughhh he is such a morkon"

by B-6362 December 16, 2018

Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019