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tweet explosion

Caused when a user hasn't been on twitter in a while, and has lots of @replys. The user tweets masses for a short period of time, most likely in the space of a few minutes, and then goes back to their normal rate of tweeting.
Johnny - I haven't been on twitter in a while.
Carlos - Oh, well you'd better get there quickly, loads of people have been tweeting you since you came out of the closet.
Johnny - Oh, you're probably right. Ha, this is gonna be a massive tweet explosion.
by fatherhoey May 9, 2010
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Tweet Madness

The act of over tweeting until one winds up in twitter jail for a time out
If you tweet too much or retweet other tweets , twitter will shut you down for an hour or more.This is called Tweet Madness
by JayLynx August 10, 2010
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Tweet Worthy

does the comment you are about to make follow the criteria of being tweet worthy (important).
"Joe, you can't just tweet anything."
"Why??"
"Just always remember I.I.T.W."
"What's that?"
"Is it tweet worthy, duh."
by Robbbe August 29, 2010
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theftpos

Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.

Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.

Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos at work:

cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
by kittridge January 23, 2011
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Tweetfart

When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)
Dude, I just had a tweetfart... totally forgot what I was tweeting!
by TheRealVoice May 30, 2011
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tweatup

A get together launched though social media involving food and/or drinks.
www.twEATup.co
by Social Boy November 23, 2011
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TweetFace

An Application which lets you write both on Twitter and Facebook
Tweet + Face from facebook = tweetface
by tweetface January 11, 2012
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