Tweft

The patternation left on a woman's side from an ambitiously small garment for her size.

Particularly in the nether regions

1.Shirley's Tweft was sticking out like a pork sausage at a barmitzvahwhen I got her home.

2. Denise's tweft was as richly defined as the Bayeaux Tapestry

by delzdreth May 7, 2009

buck-tweet

an intrusive commercial advertizing message one receives on Twitter

I hate that whenever I use a technical term on twitter, I end up getting unsolicited buck-tweets about related products or businesses.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 19, 2013

theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

boob theft

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

Identity Theft Enabler's Act

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

sweet-tweet

a complementary, exceptionally clever, or simply pleasant Twitter post

(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 3, 2014

Trump tweet

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017