Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

Spitting Brain

The act of speaking without an idea of a purpose (i.e. saying word salad, blabbering, or spitting out random words)

Sorry, I was just spitting brain.

by anonymous January 23, 2026

Sprunking It Up

When you smoke some weed and then suck on some sour candy after words

What are you doing? I'm sprunking it up.

by Chris Rock's Cousin February 9, 2026

splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Snutting

Busting a nut while sneezing

My date last night couldn't stop snutting

by Guy Fieri Chef Extraordinaire May 28, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025