Rooting from the scottish verb "goub", a type of joyous dance routine, combined with the german word "schnitzel" which is a thin, seasoned veal cutlet, normally dipped and fried in batter.
The phrase itself means to brutally beat, maim, bludgon, stab and/or murder another individual. This individual taking the beating is noramlly an imbilclie, a.k.a. "Dipstick" or "dumb as a slab of meat" (deriving the root word "schnitzel"). This beating must also be done in a joyous, more towards insane, way (deriving the root word "goub").
This term is normally used in a type of joyful warcry by the assaliant.
The phrase itself means to brutally beat, maim, bludgon, stab and/or murder another individual. This individual taking the beating is noramlly an imbilclie, a.k.a. "Dipstick" or "dumb as a slab of meat" (deriving the root word "schnitzel"). This beating must also be done in a joyous, more towards insane, way (deriving the root word "goub").
This term is normally used in a type of joyful warcry by the assaliant.
Bully: "Give me that toy" (takes toy away from kid)
Kid: (slaps bully, and straps explosives around the bully's face) "GOOBERSCHNITZEL!!!!!"
(Bully's head is incinerated in a brutal explosion)
Kid: (slaps bully, and straps explosives around the bully's face) "GOOBERSCHNITZEL!!!!!"
(Bully's head is incinerated in a brutal explosion)
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That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.
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Get the goober mug.1.A dog treat that is loved by certain dogs that get so excited when you say "goober? goober? wanna goober???"that they cock their head sideways and stick their ears up sometimes they get so excited they just freeze up and urinate (or pee) themselves.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.
John: Skeeter!?! Ya wanna goober?!?!? Goober yeah?!?! Ya wanna goober skeeter?!?! Goober?!?!?
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!
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