Fecalgasm

The act of achieving orgasm while also simultaneously deficating

I jerked off while taking a shit and had a fecalgasm

by Scroto baggins July 18, 2017

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

FMAL

"Fuck My Actual Life" When one is extremely frustrated with one's life, it can be expressed through this phrase.

I turned in my Physics paper three weeks late, FMAL.

by bologna January 12, 2018

Fecallanikenemia

Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.

So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..

by Webaphobified June 8, 2018

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018

Fecalphobia

Fecalphobia is disorder where one is afraid to defecate in public restrooms or any toilet other than their own. Fecalphobia can lead to constipation, embarrassing accidents or , in worst cases, bowel obstruction

John's fecalphobia kept him from pooping all day when we were at the festival.

by Olddawg July 20, 2018

fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.

Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit

by DispatchHell November 10, 2018