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Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.
So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..
by Webaphobified June 08, 2018
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