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Trap-Dissin'

A form of Trolling the internet. The troll will intend to cause an uproar in the post by saying outlandish comments, despite if the troll actually believes them. This "traps" other users to try and attack back, though the troll will commonly only laugh; for it's attention-seeking behavior
What's that guy's problem? He posted on my comment that he wants my kids to get their bicycle seats sniffed! No, I don't think he's Trap-dissin', because his picture has a kid hopping into a white van with an ice cream logo on it. He's, like, TOTALLY serious!
by Webaphobified June 12, 2018
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Filthtered

The act of using an excessive amount of photo filtering on a perfectly good picture. Predominantly done on cheaper model smartphones, this "art" will include splotches, abundant pixel defections, and no likes;and who wants that?
That picture of an Abbey was completely ruined when that preist filthtered it up! Seriously! Amaro and purple go together like gravy and bologna!
by Webaphobified June 25, 2018
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Cube

A single blunt sold untaxed in larger cities where the price of a pack of blunts is around 3$. The name derives from the "square",a single cigarette often sold untaxed as well. Blunts are commonly used to give basic squares a 3-D look at life.
The man outside the 7-11 will sell you a cube,Jo. Save your money for the movie theater, after we roll this we gonna be straight!
by Webaphobified June 1, 2018
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Fecallanikenemia

Modern fear of walking in a parks grass. People with this mental disorder will experience constant obsession of checking the soles of their shoes for fecal matter. This leads to neck injuries, vertigo displacement, and multiple thorn exposure, due to the wanting disregard for other conditions. Pills can treat the disorder, though no cure has been developed.
So you say you're buying two Air Force One Nike shoes a week? As a social psychologist, I say this is a textbook case of Fecallanikenemia, a fear of walking in parks areas where feces can damage your shoes. It's okay, I will be giving you referrals to a therapist, social worker, and a animal shelter that specializes in Pet Rock service animals. We care about your disorder, and thank you for your insurance, I mean time..
by Webaphobified June 8, 2018
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BSTD

Text acronym,"Better Shit To Do," used most commonly as a form of rejection to a tedious task.
Dude, tell me you texted him BSTD over going to help his Grandfather fill his Viagra script, I totally have to meet this girl tonight!"
by Webaphobified March 9, 2018
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Waukghanistan

Waukegan,Illinois. Slang street term made by the urban members of the city, based off it's high crime rate. The term came after Spike Lee directed the film "Chi-Raq"
"Hey,Jo! I just put that GD enforcer in a glacier over in Chi-Raq. His boy in Wauk-Town, I'ma smoke him next, on Stone" "Yo,man,fall back homey, they call it Waukghanistan now, and you don't want no smoke!"
by Webaphobified May 10, 2018
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Duhference

An assumption that should have been made obviously.. Duh!
Talk about a duhference, that girl asked me if I knew who would win a fight between an octopus or a sponge! Wow what a tard!
by Webaphobified March 10, 2018
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