Pyramid Scheme

The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude

I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme

by Smarty-pantz December 4, 2018

schlem

the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.

"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"

by vincent lombardi April 8, 2008

Sclemming

To look around on the internet for stupid useless information; a stupid useless person full of useless information.

Joe was sclemming for Bush last night on the 'net.
Angie is a sclemming, she thinks she knows everything but doesn't know jack.

by Kristy571 January 8, 2009

Schlema

Any replacement for a noun that you can't think of.

Get that schlema. Oh, you remember, that schlema.

by Yadius September 24, 2003

Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 13, 2004

schemata

Usually Pronounced in a Jamaican Accent
meaning "Innit!"

Gangsta1:dude...i fucked the guy up proper, im gonna rape his mum next!!

Gangsta2:Schemata!!!!

by London_guitarist December 12, 2004

salemail

Mail promoting a sale

Some reasonable bargains are obtainable via salemail.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008