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Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!
by Raine tones August 17, 2011
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David Parker Ray

David Parker Ray was a very sadistic man indeed. With his $100,000 homemade torture chamber, which he conveniently called his "Toy Box" which contained several items he called his "Friends" such as: Whips, Chains, Pulleys, Straps, Clamps, and Leg Spreaders, etc. For years he tortured unfortunate victims in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

His actions were everything from sadism and sex slavery to murder. Inside the torture room with numerous sex toys and torture implements there was an electronic generating device that was used in torture, as well as a 12-volt motorized breast stretcher. Ray would often have a recorded audio tape of himself he played for his victims whenever they regained consciousness. Ray has been recorded as saying he killed at least one person a year for 40 years.
David Parker Ray is one sick mother fucker!!!!
by Rough Times March 4, 2009
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ass parade

Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.
Tim: WOW! Look at all these girls at this party!
Bob: Its an ass parade my friend.
by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009
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Parker

The Prettiest Girl On The Face Of The Planet. She Is The Definition Of Perfect.
Aye boy you see that Parker? Ya bruh I'd dat shit.
by Tyrone Latrell Jackson July 27, 2012
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Parker

Parker can easily be a boys name but I’m gonna explain it as a girls choice. Parker’s are often quite quiet. They prefer to observe and watch rather than express her opinion. Don’t get me wrong, they do have opinions. And deep ones. Parker’s think through everything thoroughly, although they say no quite a lot. Usually Blonds or Blacks, Parker’s have inner beauty and stunning features on the outside. She will know this but doesn’t pride herself by her looks. Her smarts are of high quality too but don’t expect her to do your homework. She can be very stubborn but is a true friend and there is no mean steak in her nature
This is my bestie Parker, no body could replace her
by Peng_Names April 25, 2019
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mexican pantie parade

the act of 2 Mexicans having gay or straight sex where the male shoves at least 8 pairs of panties into the anal cavity
by apples look funny July 22, 2011
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A.H. Parker high school

Arthur Harold Parker High School. A.H. Parker High School opened in 1900 as Negro High School then Industrial High School as the first high school for African American in Birmingham when John Herbert Phillips was superintendent.Parker High School was once the largest African American high school in the United States with 3,700 students. Parker is located at 900 Fourth St. North
Birmingham, AL 35204.
teacher: Give me a short summary of the history of A.H.Parker High School

Student: A.H. Parker High School first High School for African American students. Arthur Harold Parker was the principal of the high school. It was once one of the largest African American High schools in the United States
by pvs100kkay December 31, 2011
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