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DINK

Another colorful slang term for penis
Shut your face, or I'm going to kick you square in the DINK
by AT August 4, 2003
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Dink

1) noun. A penis; a phallus; the male sexual organ. Used informally, often talking with children, more slangy than clinical, implying familiarity with less vulgarity than "cock." A more dignified reference than "pecker" or "dick."

2) verb. To engage in coitus as a male; a slangy term meaning to copulate; not nearly as crude as "fuck" but with an equivalent indication; to screw; to inseminate, to shag.

3) verb. To pursue a non-serious activity; to fritter time away unproductively.
1a) Slow down, boy, don't get your dink in a knot!
1b) My ignorant parents snipped my dink when I was born. DAMN!
1c) The locker room boys surreptitiously gauged each others' dinks as they showered nonchallantly.
1d) I swear, my dink has a mind of its own, and wants to rage at the most inconvenient times.

2a) Hey, are you gonna dink me or not? Other customers are waiting.
2b) It took me until Christmas, but I finally dinked every girl in my homeroom. No trophy, but a lot of fun.
2c) Man, what a mean looking dink rash... you ain't dinking anybody with those sores.
2d) Lonely? Believe it! I've been dinking my sock since she moved out on me.

3a) Yeah, come on over... we'll dink around until the game starts on the TV.
3b) This computer program is junk, and I'm tired of dinking with it.
3c) I told the salesman I didn't appreciate his trying to dink me.
3d) Sadly, I dinked for two years in liberal arts until I transferred into business courses.
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dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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dinkleberry

The crap, toilet paper mix that gets caught in the ass, or subjects of the ass, see gooch.
Dude, I was ripping out dinkleberrys last night, it hurt like hell, I think I bled.
by Anso May 18, 2008
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