Chunt

The combination of the names of the two running backs of the Cleveland Browns: Nick Chubb and Kareem Hunt.

Kareem Hunt is expected to play today. This pleases the CHUNT.

by StanleyBaccano October 4, 2020

counter-culture

A misleading term coined by the music industry and MTV to trick gullible, angsty teenagers into a false sense of rebellion, either against "mainstream" music scenes, society, or at least their parents.

Counter-cultures can range from obscure and "underground" (also another industry trick word) to being popular and mainstream.

When a counter-culture becomes mainstream (such as grunge in the 90's and most recently, emo), it is still marketed as being against the mainstream although music acts of that genre might be flying off the charts. Of course this leads to the more elitist counter-culturists who follow a counter-culture just to impress their friends by following obscure, unpopular and/or cult-favorite music acts.

Common examples of counter-cultures (both mainstream and underground):
Reggae
Punk(that includes you "hardcore" punk types. Don't give me any "but I'm a TRUE Punk because I hate Avril and pop-punk" bullshittery)
Ska
Emo
Raver music
Grunge
Nu Metal
Indie
Techno
Gangsta Rap
Any other offshoot of Punk or Metal in general.

Let me be to the point here:
You're not unique.
You're not profound.
You're not original.

You're a sheep that follows a smaller herd. That's all. I'm not any better but at least I realise it instead of being arrogant to people about my music preferences.

by Louis Mama February 1, 2005

Count Michael

A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")

He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.

by Another hott chick May 22, 2004

Counter-calculize

The act of providing a guesstimate to a statistical question knowing good well that the answer is most likely incorrect, but also knowing that the person requesting the answer will not know any better.

It is also assumed that the question is ultimately irrelevant and therfore the answer is pointless.

ie. (Dan at HDQ needed those figures on the number of electric staplers needing repair by 5pm or else the TPS reports may run late, so I had to counter-calculize an appropriate response.)

by Waddamz December 23, 2009

countchoculitis

The disease with symptoms of horribly drawn on upside-down "V" eyebrows in black eye pencil. Normally worn by older women who thinks this is the "style" and "looks good". Typically Hispanic women are the carriers of this disease, but has also been known to strike Italian women as well.

Have you seen Flo lately and her eyebrows? I heard she has been diagnosed with countchoculitis!

by hotincleveland August 22, 2011

Count Yorga

A vampire that likes to party! Count Yorga is a great time. She is also a distant cousin of Sandra Bullock.

Look at count yorga hammering back jello shots and welches fruit snacks!

by CountWolverine May 8, 2012

Count Olaf

I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest actor alive. Oh wait, nevermind.

by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021