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Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum
by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019
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Bentin89

Did you hear bentin89 is a furry?
by James7226 January 18, 2020
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Belting

How to get your belt in greek life:

Let's say you are a member of a sorority and you want to get your 'belt' on campus. You need to sleep with one member of each fraternity to obtain your belt.
Karen wants to get her belt. There are 8 fraternities on her campus. She will need to sleep with one brother from each fraternity. Belting: sleeping with a fraternity brother from each fraternity
by Rob Patten March 1, 2020
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beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020
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Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.
by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020
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bestin

“he bestin bruh i can’t with him right now
by tortiaaaaa September 15, 2020
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Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.
Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!
by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020
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