glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.

Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"

by Gearsy July 4, 2008

bro scape

V. manipulation of any portion of body or facial hair in which a bro believes makes him look rad. Often bros are really stoked about doing a little bro scaping.

Brobraham, I'm so stoked about this party, but first I've gotta work on my bro scape.

by J R. August 11, 2009

Gay Scale

A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:

Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian

Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!

by arianne! August 18, 2010

scapegoatboy

Someone who bears the brunt and blame for almost anything that can and does go wrong.

He is the new scapegoatboy for the department if anything bad happpens.

by Tom Tolman July 8, 2007

scabealicious

one who has scabbies and is delicious. They often spread their scabbies through brief sexual encounters with random people they meet. They rapidly spread everywhere, including microwaves, under desks, and esspecially in their beds. A scabealicious person is a survivor of Scabbie Scare 2009.

"who is the most scabealicious person you know?"-random drunk individual
"James!!"-fellow drunk individual

by B O M January 25, 2009

Scape Job

Getting a blow job while you play Runescape.

Kenny: Hey babe, jsu on Runescape pwning noobs. Mocha: Want a Scape Job?

by WiggaAintGotAttitude December 15, 2009

Scaef

a male penis fart

"Did you smell that"? John, aske Jim. John replied, "yeah i just scaefed."

by aCritical October 16, 2012