Beth's letter

1. When a girl cums on your face cuz you hum really loudly into ther minge.

2. A request to attend a birthday party because the person who's birthday it is is a gorgeous sex queen who makes anyones day seem better. Also, see human ecstasy

"Just because I'm vocalling you in the gash doesn't mean you get ot give me a Beth's letter."

by Sugar_81 May 6, 2008

cover letter

Letters for people who don't like letters. Kind of like computer letters, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I write cover letters so I have no friends.

by C. Frey August 22, 2006

letter snot

This is what you get when you try to type in fancy characters like É or ó, and you get garbage instead. From the expression "letters not (what they should be)".

Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.

The page was supposed to have Chinese on it, but all I saw as letter snot.

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

Letter of apology

Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.

Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....

by Shakin' Steven November 15, 2009

Letter Porn

When you type in random letters or symbols into the search bar and the results are filled with porn.

"Hey man, I just typed in my phone number into Google and it pulled up a bunch of hentai"

"Oh, dude you found some letter porn!"

by FocusVProductións November 12, 2017

trigger letter

A letter held by mytimeship.com that will only be delivered once a certian event has taken place, such as a death, birthday, marriage or whatever other trigger that the sender mandates.

Example 1:
One year after Hugo's death, I recieved a "trigger letter" from him telling me what a ______ I am? Insert your favorite insult or compliment in the blank, depending of course how Hugo felt about you....
Example 2: Susan always had to get the last word, but I sent her a "trigger letter" which will give her a grave suprise.

by sleeping grinch February 9, 2010

Letterboxing

Driving around to people houses that you dislike or random which ever suits you. with a bat preferable baseball bat a metal one. and smashing there letter box into peices.

pat: doing anythnig tonight?
peta: nah, nothing planned
pat: sweet lets go "letterboxing"

by Dal.-[rawr].x January 10, 2008