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Beautiful Woman's Curse 

Can also be called B.W.C. for short
This pretty much describes what an extremely attractive girl has to go through because all the guys (and some girls---gross!) want to get with her even if they have no chance because they're a loser with no lifelong goals or decent personality or they're unattractive.
Plus, certain people don't even know whether or not they have a beautiful personality, but they simply just lust after them because they're so "hot."
In addition to that, people often hate on them because of the stereotype that "all cute girls are stuck-up" or other dumb stereotypes like "all cute girls are hoes and sleeping with everyone."

But, as we all know, their beauty can be a blessing and a curse, so most beautiful women roll their eyes and just laugh at the haters and losers that love or hate them. Beautiful women know they're attractive and so do their friends and family; most are very confident, but can be humble and down to earth. Beautiful women are often judged too quickly.
I think that the whole idea behind Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy" is based on the beautiful woman's curse. Brit can really relate to this!
Beautiful Woman's Curse by PrincessR November 26, 2009
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Tantalus curse 

From Tantalus, the Greek mortal cursed in Tartaurus to spend all eternity in a pool of water with fruit branches overhead, but never being able to reach them to take a bite to eat or drink.

Used to describe a purpetual streak of bad luck, usually characterized by a sudden upsurge of good fortune that ultimately turns sour when the 'cursed' party goes to secure it.
Man, I'm really Tantalus cursed, today. I just got this big check in the mail, that I need to pay the bills with, but I can't cash it in, anywhere!
Tantalus curse by SynjoDeonecros November 29, 2004
"Fuck"
"Don't curse!"
"Shut the fuck up you piece of fucking shit asshole it's a word"
curse by TrinicalLL January 17, 2020

curse of sex 

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
curse of sex by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Mole's Curse

A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.
Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
Mole's Curse by L^3 Society July 14, 2009

Guyfriend's Curse 

From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."
I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.
Guyfriend's Curse by Roman-Guy June 16, 2010

Terrible Towel Curse 

The curse in sports where if your defecate the Terrible Towel, you will lose a big game.
Man #1: Hey man, I just got a Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.

Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.