connectionversary

The date that marks a bomb af connection between like minds and like souls

Today is our connectionversary.

by Beautiful Wombyn June 12, 2018

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

congestinate

The liability of the reli Johnson’s

I’ll really congestinate you

by Reli Johnson May 6, 2019

conception chicken

Conception Chicken is a game of sorts, in which a man and a woman decide not to use birth control and have unprotected sex and see who suggests using the morning after pill first.

My girlfriend and I decided to play conception chicken. She threw away her birth control today!

by chipmunk56 November 21, 2019

Confessioned

When you’re tired af and lost 37 braincells and end up saying this to your crush or something-

Pixie I just confessioned :)

by SmolMellow Smore December 13, 2019

Conception Roulette

When a bunch of guys each get a condom and poke a hole in one then put all of them in a bowl and each grab a random one

Hey babe I forgot to tell you, me and the boys played conception roulette a few months ago before we did it and I think I lost

by Dr knowsit January 23, 2020

Confessions Story

A private story on snapchat where people ask you any question and you have to confess the truth.

Did you see what was on Roberts Confessions Story? I can’t believe he did that with Cindy!

by bigphatgorillacoochie April 28, 2020