Dick Chirp 

1: A stupid person who says stupid shit no one cares about.
2: the small grunt made just before busting your nut.
3: the sound your dick makes while cumming.

1: Chris never knows when to shut the hell up. He sure is a dick chirp.
2: Everytime I have sex with Bobby, henpulls a dick chirp.
3: last night my dick chirped when I blew my load on that dead hooker.

Dick Chirp by Zoomzoompow October 24, 2011

dick-n-biscuits 

slang term used for a morning blowjob.

What did you 2 have for breakfast? " Well I had cereal and she had some homemade dick-n-biscuits".

dick-n-biscuits by Chief Slapahoe July 19, 2011

Dick Rage 

that feeling immediately after you get hit in the nuts.

After Thomas was struck by Andy in the nuts, he got the dick rage and morphed into a viking warrior and beat Andy without mercy.

Dick Rage by Poopdickmcgee October 16, 2011

Dick Fort

A series of dickish actions with a massively dickish outcome known as a Dick Fort.

Super Dick: Dude, I was playing a prank on my roommate Bill by getting in his bed with his girlfriend when he went to piss while drunk the other night. He passed out when he got back without noticing, so I just stayed there. I woke up with a hardon and her unbuttoning my pants, which resulted in her mounting me. It was unexpected, so it was bareback and I came inside her. Afterwards, I just got back into my own bed. The worst part is, she got pregnant, they got married, and he thinks the kid is his. She swore me to secrecy.

Dick's Friend: Shit man, that was dick move after dick move. You really made a huge dick fort with that one.

Dick Fort by Despotic October 6, 2012

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker 

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

Dick naked 

Naked without any care of who can see. This is in contrast to ass naked where the person would usually try to face away from people, therefore only exposing his ass. Dick naked is when you're not concerned with hiding anything.

I'm getting dick naked. If you come in here, you WILL see my dick.

Dick naked by Kroensburg December 14, 2012

dick in the face 

The phrase "dick in the face" can be used to describe any back-handed, slap in the face, outrageous action by an individual, organization, or God. An act that is like a "dick in the face" is usually unexpected, unwarranted, and seriously unpleasant like being suddenly slapped by a dick. The term was invented when a Boston University History major tried to say "what a dickwad" and "what a slap in the face" at the same time.

P1: Joe promised Lauren that if she agreed to the divorce, she could keep the dog, but after she signed the preliminary papers, he took her to court to get the dog.
P2: Jesus, what a dick in the face!

P1: I saw a guy drop a twenty so I ran after him to give it back. He accused me of pick pocketing and told a cop I stole it!
P2: Did you get in trouble?
P1: No, the cop saw the whole thing but still, what a real dick in the face!

dick in the face by AnnAldis December 14, 2012