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Parents

Do you have parents?
by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024
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parents hail from Canada

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.
by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
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Parentifiers

Overzealous fans who idolize a celebrity, influencer, or public figure to the point of treating them like a divine parent — blindly obeying, defending, and worshipping them as if their entire self-worth depends on the celeb's existence.
“Bro, I don’t even hate the singer, it’s just his parentifiers that make Twitter feel like a digital cult.”
“She tweeted one criticism and the parentifiers came at her like she insulted their actual dad.”
by Roxin April 15, 2025
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Pornitis

When you watch to much porn and your hands get inflammation
He watched porn to often and after years of using his hand he got pornitis.
by Caligrl77 August 9, 2025
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Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?
by steammustachio August 31, 2025
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parentification

The psychological phenomenon where children grow up too fast, often taking on adult responsibilities to please their parents and surrounding adults.
She became the family caregiver at a young age, a classic case of parentification that made her miss out on a normal childhood.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Also, if they have kids wrongdoing is less bad. They can always just do what Kristi Noem did after murdering a puppy "I have kids! But I have kids though so you can't destroy my life without destroying their's top right?"
Hym "Well I told you it wouldn't only be the criminals didn't I? So I guess someone else's daughter has to die because it's not super important the schizophrenia isn't real and it's just a thing Sam Sedar and, more broadly, YouTube is doing to people. And yes I put a buffer between me and the rest of you because you are stupid and crazy and think they your kids = you doing whatever the fuck you want, upto on including abandoning reason and manufacturing a mental illness and it LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE LIAM PAYNE JUMP OFF A BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME. I forgot that parents get to do whatever they want. I do not need to sacrifice myself for your kids. You've quoted everything I've written back to me a dozen times already except you keep omitting the part where I said that you can contact me by way of making a video illiciting me to come forward by name. Now, Sam Sedar apparently has a direct feed and can repeat the things I say aloud in my studio apartment live on his show. You need to get the show on the road here. Why they fuck are you trying to drag this out if not explicitly to torture me? 'But MY KIDS!! MY KIIIDS!!!' They wail. But I'm not just going to leave and ignore the fact I'm stalked, harassed, and harvested for labour. I'm not being a slave to your kids you freak. I'm letting you do what you're doing here. Stop trying to take my freedom away or I will take one of your kids away."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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