steammustachio's definitions
A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.
Symptoms:
- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Symptoms:
- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
by steammustachio August 31, 2025

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Happy 2022!
by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
