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Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?
by steammustachio August 31, 2025
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Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.
I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!
by steammustachio July 20, 2023
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mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.
Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac
by steammustachio March 28, 2023
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Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.
Happy 2022!
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.
That dude is such a millennial
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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sex

Something I just had, and it felt so good.
by steammustachio December 22, 2021
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