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Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?
by steammustachio August 31, 2025
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White Boyardee

by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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Internette

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.
I met this weird internette the other day.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
mugGet the Internettemug.

Girly Poop

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)
Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!
by steammustachio April 5, 2020
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2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.
Happy 2022!
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio May 31, 2020
mugGet the Crooked Crackmug.

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.
I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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