cant fix stupid

Cant fix stupid means exactly what it says. You can not fix stupid people.

Hey there did you see what he just did you cant fix stupid .

by Tammy Lou Lou November 22, 2020

cantagrope

The physical state of a cantaloupe that has been groped in a past time, or has been groped over some period of time.

No don’t get that cantagrope, some dumb kids keep touching it when they come in.

by Kreios December 3, 2020

Cantdoititus

The condition which one suffers when they just can't do it. Often caused by smoking a blizzy. The opposite of what Shia LaBeough encourages people to do.

Guy 1: Hey man could you get me a glass of water?

Guy 2: I can't man.

Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: I have cantdoititus.

Guy 1: And?

Guy 2: I just can't

by Drunk Pistachio December 11, 2020

Cantaloupe

cutest redhead alive 🥺👍🏻 needs a gf!!!

“wow, i’d really love to be cantaloupe’s gf😚”

by anonymous February 8, 2021

Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'

Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry

As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.

by "2Late" February 9, 2021

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

cant love

When you don’t feel anything towards things you normally would love; numb

Brandon- “man I cant love”
Andy-“what do you mean bro”

Brandon-“after my gf left me, I feel numb”

by Ava’s AirPod bruh March 18, 2021