bed olympics

The extreme measures you will do in order not leave your bed once you are in it.

An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!

by definebedolympics July 23, 2012

bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'

by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014

Bed dancer

Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.

Why do you have to be such a bed dancer babe! Im trying to read my messages.

by Vox en tenebris October 28, 2018

bed boy

An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.

"Oh bed boyyyyyy *dingling -aling -aling* my bed pan is ready"

by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 7, 2020

Bed Driving

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks

man you remind me of bed driving

by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021

bed bath and beyond

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

by Smigs February 6, 2007

Bed Burn

1) when in bed and you get rug burn usually during crazy sex

2)whn lainy in bed on your belly and you move too fast usually arma on the elbow and you hurt yourself

dude check it out!

is that what i think it is

hell yeah i was with this chick last night and she totally gave me bed burn

awesome

Holy crap that hurt

what i just gave myself bed burn

haha that sucks

by livelifeloud742 October 6, 2009