tits or gtfo

Expression used when girls posting online try to gain more attention by stating the fact that they are girls even if it has no relevance to the matter at hand.

Tits or GTFO is used in a way to say; If you are going to use your gender to gain further attention on a board or comment section of a predominantly male user base, you are basically saying "I have tits, give me more attention". Therefore you might as well go all out and show your fucking tits or get the fuck out.

Girl: Hey guys, female poster here. How do you like this video/game/whatever?
Unfazed commenter: Tits or GTFO

by Krello January 28, 2016

the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.

"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."

by Grigs February 7, 2012

Secret Tits

When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.

Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!

by Tonymicjoe December 22, 2008

victory tits

The exposure of ones breasts by celebration of a good outcome of a situation.

Person 1: "We won the rollerderby bout!"
Person 2 or more: (release of victory tits ensues amoung group or an individual in agreeance)

Brandy Chastain's World Soccer Cup win cause her to rip her shirt off to celebrate with Victory Tits.

by kikikonkussion February 4, 2010

Tit-Coq

Tit-Coq is a french play written by Gratien Gelinas. The title of the book effectively translates to "Little rooster" in English.

Martin: Have you finished reading Tit-Coq yet?

Bob: Yeah, and it sucked 10-inch cacks

by ilyksecs69 April 18, 2010

Tits Away

An expression of being very drunk and very excited. Most effectivly used in an Irish accent.

"Hey Frida, how you feeling after them three shots?"
"Tits Away!"

by Apt.4 December 1, 2016

Useless tit

Comes from the saying " useless as tits on a boar hog " refering to someone who is lazy, unhelpful, unmotivated and all around useless.

that guy is a useless tit

by miss. smith December 30, 2010