Dværg-hamster

Dværg-hamster: besides being a small rodent its a word used to break uncomfortable silences or conversations that are becomming increasingly weird.

the background story is as follows: 2 friends were having a conversation late at night. about halfway through the conversation both were drifting between awakeness and sleep - at which point there was longer and longer between each reply - suddenly one of them burst out : Dværg-hamster!
the other become completely awake puzzled by the comment which made absolutely no sense to the discussion.
(turns out he was dreaming about a hamster who was delivered to a circus, all the other animals teased it and teased it. one day the hamster went nuts and killed and ate every single animal in the circus - starting with the elephant - and it then had to perform all the other animals shows.. which was a bit awkward)

by Sleep_M July 12, 2006

Ugly Hamster

A defamatory phrase used by one guido to insult another about their looks and general uncleanliness

The Situation(to Angela): Shut up you ugly hamster
Angela: Cries

by Matt_In_A_Hat November 5, 2010

Hamster

The cageing of blacks in a prison that resembles hamsters in a cage.

Rahway prison is full of freakin hamsters.

by Moe Foe March 30, 2005

hamsterbate

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

by choad May 8, 2003

hamster

another way of saying "pussy" , "twat" , "cunt" and good old vagina

guy1: hey dude where were you last night i was waiting for you in town
guy2: sorry i was busy nailing some girls hamster
guy1: wow was she good
guy2: nah she wouldn't suck on my twong

by mingefringe360 December 29, 2009

hamster

A person who is afflicted with amateur radio disease. Often is delirious and talks in Morse code. Weaves all over the road in a vehicle that looks like a porcupine.

Look at that guy parked in front of that green traffic light and talking to himself. He must be a hamster!

by Willy's Dog Ate Big Plump Turkeys May 10, 2007

hamster

A rodent, expensive food for my German shepherd

I catapulted my hamster over 124 yards.

by Superdude November 18, 2004