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Defecatory Prowess 

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.
Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

defecatory rape 

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.
Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."
defecatory rape by drdigg August 21, 2013

defacatorium

A fancy toilet, or in a pinch - just about any toilet that you chose to defile.
My bowels are full, I must make haste to the nearest defacatorium!
defacatorium by PhonicUK July 21, 2017

deformatory 

1. A place whereby an individual has been sent to be deformed (physically, intellectually, morally or spiritually);

2. A twisted asylum or prison insistent upon capital punishment and reprogramming.

3. A technical death metal band from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
John was sentenced to 5 years in Arkansas' State Deformatory.
He has never been the same. His face is barely recognizable and he babbles incoherently about an extra-dimensional invasion that is set to happen on December 12, 2012.

He's been deformed.
deformatory by FacelessUnknown August 6, 2011

defacator 

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.
Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.
defacator by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

dramatory 

(DROM-uh-tory)

A dormitory when drama is afoot.
"Why are Kelly and Jill freaking out so much? This isn't a dramatory!"
dramatory by RoddickRemixed August 27, 2007