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Brown Bag 

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.
1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"
Brown Bag by Pri Money May 4, 2005
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brown recluse

when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse
you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse
brown recluse by TR horror September 16, 2009

brown liquor 

Also called "brown likka" or "brown juice", brown liquor refers to any number of brown colored alcoholic beverages: bourbon, brandy and Cognac Brown juice is enjoyed in glasses, snifters, and cups--both plastic and pimp-- straight up, on the rocks and in mixed drinks. They can be drunk by sipping or, for the more adventurous, "taken to the head"--swallowed all at once.

Brown liquors are frequently drunk at backyard barbecues by uncles named Willie, Shorty or Shark, aunts named Peaches, Sisseretta or Precious, and play-cousins named Pookie. At these events, brown liquor is accompanied by brown liquor music.

However, appreciation of brown liquor crosses generations. It is enjoyed by members of the hip hop and contemporary R&B sets as well. Brown liquor has been immortalized in many hip hop and R&B songs including Busta Rhymes' "Pass the Courvoisier" and Jill Scott's "Crown Royal on Ice". Cognac, also known as "'yak" or "the 'nyac" is an essential ingredient of the "Thug Passion" cocktail popularized by a song of the same name by Tupac Shakur.
Remy (Remy Martin), Erk & Jerk (E&J), Courvoisier, Crown Royal, Henny (Hennessy) and Wild Turkey are several examples of brown liquor.
brown liquor by omoelegba July 4, 2008

brown eyes 

The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.
Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

brown betty 

1. a botchy attempt at wiping one's posterior, thus resulting in a serpentine pattern of feces in the back of one's undergarments (i.e. mudbutt)

2. generalized term for a someone that gives rimjobs (i.e. rimjob)
After taking a hurried shit break at work, I found myself puzzled from the sensation of a rather moist brown betty in my trousers.

That brown betty put how much syrup again?!
brown betty by id0pa July 8, 2004

Brown Guy 

Brown Guy is god. He pops up when you least expect it in pictures with hot women. He is most often seen with a box of condoms, a water bottle with Kool-Aid in it, and a white shirt with the writing 'The Brown Guy is fucking!'

Brown Guy is everyone.
The Brown Guy is Fucking!
Brown Guy by Brown Guy December 28, 2007