Brown Guy is god. He pops up when you least expect it in pictures with hot women. He is most often seen with a box of condoms, a water bottle with Kool-Aid in it, and a white shirt with the writing 'The Brown Guy is fucking!'
Brown Guy is everyone.
Brown Guy is everyone.
by Brown Guy November 29, 2007
A dark complected dude who drives around in a pathfinder constantly inviting random people to "check it out"
by Lisa December 7, 2003
by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019
Mark is totally a brown eye guy!
I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.
I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.
by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020
One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 27, 2010