Table-ussy

A whole in a table with soap in a hole making a Table-ussy

bro in my class there is a "table-ussy"

by OWENWWWWWWWW September 1, 2022

Bobby Tables

DROP TABLE (
SELECT table_name
FROM information_schema.`TABLES`
WHERE table_schema = 'myDatabase' AND table_name LIKE BINARY 'del%');

XKCD Comic # 327
Sanitize your DB Inputs Bobby Tables Comic

by Fritzwastaken September 3, 2022

table smack

when you get so mad you have to smack the damn table

me: if u say that again ima table smack
her: NO NO NO NO NO

by pd_fi January 11, 2021

after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.

Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.

by greatmaster September 17, 2018

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

Ass Table

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

by PottyWala May 20, 2015

Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.

With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.

by TV CARv March 20, 2010