by tomcon5 February 28, 2009
Get the slurcasim mug.When a female fucks up bad enough to warrant reparations, paid out by the act of cooking a fillet naked, then as the male eats said fillet, proceeds to "slurp" the males cock.
Bob's wife got too drunk and gave out her number at a bar, so she had to give a Slurp n Turf to Bob.
by gmss February 6, 2013
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A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.
Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!
by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018
Get the slurp-o-saurus mug.On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019
Get the Slurp and Jerk mug.A boy who his parents expected a girl but now is sad and a disappointment to his parents cuz all the anime and shit the boy has watched and collects
by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020
Get the shlurpderp mug.shlurpey is a famous tiktoker with over 1000 followers! She’s makes awesome videos and gets loads of likes nearing to 10k sometimes! Shlurpey aka iris is very funny and a super hottie.
by shlurpey December 5, 2021
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