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Baby Dicking 

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
Baby Dicking by biddietwirler February 24, 2019
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ducking chubi 

a less vulgar way of calling someone a fucking bitch. appears when texting using the T9 word function.
"wow, that dude over there is a ducking chubi."
ducking chubi by Mark889 May 19, 2008

ducking medium 

the state of being desperately constipated.
Goofball 1: Man last night was not fun at all.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.
ducking medium by pseudonym.exe September 30, 2019

Ducking smoke 

ā€œI’m not going in there because Tre is in there.ā€ Oh you ducking smoke?
Ducking smoke by GerryFan December 19, 2020

Turtle Dicking 

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out
Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office
Turtle Dicking by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

Ducking hell 

a way of showing your anger to something without spreading the negativity of swearing, Also can sometimes create humor in a stressful moment.
Charlotte: Oh my god! Georgia Ducking Pecks my head!
Christina:i know yeah, Ducking hell she chats BAAAREEE CRAP MATE!!
Charlotte: its just like, KM8DOT.
Christina: She chats more CRAP then what comes out of a horses ass
Ducking hell by -ChristinaTbh, June 24, 2010

dicking and balling 

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...
"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"