Bible

Shrek

I read the shrek script religiously every night in the same way that Christian's read the bible every night.

by UltimateDoge May 20, 2021

Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 9, 2021

Bible theditor

A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.

Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor

by Malicious-white-slime August 24, 2021

Bible slayer

A person who slays at reading the bible, Just absolutely on fire for God’s word. Reads for hours at a time, memorizing scripture in their heart like the back of their hand. Total boss at bible scripture.

Man that guy Marco from the bible study today, is a legitimate bible slayer.

by Hopeleona7 September 8, 2021

Bible man

Bible man is so epic it’s the coolest show you should watch it

“Bro I just binged all three seasons of Bible man”

by Lana234121 March 2, 2022

Bible’n

Misappropriating Bible quotes to justify stupid ass opinions.

Senator: As the Bible says, “Do not practice homosexuality”. Hence we should not watch most shows on HBO and also Sesame Street.

Human 1: That dude is such asscan.

Human 2: Eh. Fuck em. He’s just Bible’n. Guy totally looks at gay porn.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

Bible Bootie

A woman with a perfect ass, straight out of the Garden of Eden.

Goddamn, girl, that is a Bible Bootie if I've ever seen one.

by the_scrambler June 4, 2022