spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.

by Giant Peach November 19, 2005

spoonbill

A person of African-American origins referring to the size and shape of his lips.

That little spoonbill just stole my bicycle then tried to sell it to my brother.

by sven June 10, 2004

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.

"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."

by userbits March 14, 2007

spoogebeast

A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.

Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!

by Mick_SB July 13, 2007

spooge master

One who has perfected the fine art of shooting ejaculate. A woman squirter or a man that can aim and hit any target, ie. ass, lips, eye, mouth, nipples.

I've seen Ike shoot spooge over one girl and hit another girl right in the eye. He is the greatest spooge master of all time!

by Debonaire1 January 17, 2008

Spooky Drink

A mixture of water and dry ice. When mixed, a spooky fog spills from the glass. You will suffocate if you drink it.

We told Ted not to drink the spooky drink, but he did and now he's in the hospital.

by Lil’Fish March 11, 2015